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• Your lamp is now on.
• Your lamp has run out of power.
• You know, it's really kind of silly to wander around outside with your your lamp on.
• Why, you barfly, I'll stick a wick in your mouth and use you for an alcohol lamp!
  -- Charlie McCarthy (Edgar Bergen)...
• You may be redneck... if you invite friends over to see your lava lamp.
• Abe: Hey, the lamp's running away! Bart: That's my dog, man!
  Abe: So long, lamp. Now stop loafing and help your Grampa unpack....
• There is a lamp shining nearby.
• There is a shiny brass lamp nearby.
• Nigel gave the lamp a cautious buff and small smoking red letters appeared in the air.
  Hi, Nigel read aloud, Do not put down the lamp because your custom is important to us....