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• Your lamp is now on.
• Your lamp has run out of power.
• Abe: Hey, the lamp's running away! Bart: That's my dog, man!
  Abe: So long, lamp. Now stop loafing and help your Grampa unpack....
• PLEASE LOG OFF!.... NOW ! ! !
• You know, it's really kind of silly to wander around outside with your your lamp on.
• Why, you barfly, I'll stick a wick in your mouth and use you for an alcohol lamp!
  -- Charlie McCarthy (Edgar Bergen)...
• You may be redneck... if you invite friends over to see your lava lamp.
• Now Percy, will you get out...before I cut off your head, scoop out the insides.
  ..and give it to your mother as a vase. -- Edmund : Potato...
• There are faint rustling noises from the darkness behind you.
  As you turn turn toward them, the beam of your lamp falls across a bearded pirate....