You Once Spent An Afternoon On The Samaritan Switchboard And 4 People Committed Suicide!
You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people
-- Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him.
in Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'
Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
.. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
Kryten: That is the Inquisitor. He prunes away the wastrels, expunges the wretched, and deletes the worthless.
Rimmer: We're in big trouble. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
Lister, if two people came to you for a job, and one of them's dead, which one would you choose?
-- Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'...
You didn't have the right parents, whose parents did you have?
-- Lister to Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'The End'...
Inquisitor: Because, like all who stand before the Inquisitor, you're judge shall be .
.. yourself. Rimmer: Oh SMEG. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
Holly: Ah, got him: 'Tension Sheet, inventor of, Dave Lister, aged 17.
' Rimmer: Damn! Holly: And he died tragically in a plane crash, aged 98....
Hang five, guys. I'm getting something. He committed suicide, he committed suicide, he committed suicide, the fish committed suicide.
There is some kind of link here, but I can't quite put my finger on it....
Lister: Come on, what are you, a man or a munchkin?
Rimmer: I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz. -- Red Dwarf 'Parallel Universe'...
Nyaa. It's the old back firing time gauntlet trick. -- Lister in Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'