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• Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You catch yourself balancing a beach ball on the end of your nose.
• May you never sneeze backwards!
• I will hunt you down and flog you with wet tissues...
• You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
• How many software vendors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: You have to do it yourself, pay them $99 for the privilege, and re-wire your sockets to suit the new bulb....
• Something better... 1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
  2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going to blow....