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You have brought nothing but pain and suffering to this crew and I am still not entirely convinced that all this isn't you latest attempt at a puerile joke.
It is a joke, joke on me, joke on the u...
You have class, Claire! You have class up the butt!! -- Janitor Joe, _A Sinful Life_
You have climbed up the plant and out of the pit.
You have descended to the very center of the earth.
The heat is very intense intense here. Some old tools are lying on the ground, seemingly untouched untouched by the heat....
You have diabetes, the doctor said sweetly.
You have displac'd the mirth, broke the good meeting, With most admir'd disorder.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
You have entered a great hall with tables and chairs filling the floor.
floor. Two rows of pillars march down the length of the hall....
You have entered a room that almost seems to pulse with a strange beat.
beat. You can overlook pulsating flames that burn from torches far below below in the bottom of a pit....
You have entered a room with paintings allong the north and south sides.
ides. The paintings are all beautiful sunrises....
You have entered a very richly decorated chamber, obviously the king's.
king's. Great chests and closets contain but a fraction of his robes....

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