Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You have pleased Lord Kazak! He bows to you, jumps up in the air, spins spins around three times, shouts "K-a-a-z-a-a-k", and vanishes in a a cloud of black and orange smoke!
You have PMS and a Handgun? I'll go quietly.....
You have prepared a proposal for your supervisor. The success of this proposal will mean increasing your salary 20%.
In the middle of your proposal your supervisor leans over to look at your repo...
You have quite an imagination, Bob!
You have reached 234-1243. This is an answering machine.
This is the nineties. You know what to do. -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
You have reached 555-6238. Why? -- Answering machine madness - brevity
You have reached 843-4734. Please hold while I process your call.
(Pause....
You have reached 911, all representatives are currently busy.
You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition.
You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded....
You have reached "Senior Master" status.

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