Miscellaneous Collections

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You have taken yourself too seriously. -- The Fifth Rule
You have taught me the fear of becoming lost, which has killed the pleasure of curiosity and discovery.
In strange cities, I memorize streets and always know exactly where I am. Amid scenes of grea...
You have taught me to value a good night's sleep over all else including adventures of love and friendship, and even when the night is charged with magic, to be sure to get to bed.
If God had not mea...
You have the ability to make vague, general statements about your life.
You have the ass of a great artist. -- Pick up line
You have the attention span of a ferret on a double mocha.
You have the attitude of a winner.
You have the body of a 19 year old. Please return it before it gets wrinkled.
You have the body of a 19 year old. Please return it before the police find out.
You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.

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