You Have Brought Nothing But Pain And Suffering To This Crew And I Am Still Not Entirely Convinced That All This Isn't You Latest Attempt At A Puerile Joke.

You Have Brought Nothing But Pain And Suffering To This Crew And I Am Still Not Entirely Convinced That All This Isn't You Latest Attempt At A Puerile Joke.

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You have brought nothing but pain and suffering to this crew and I am
still not entirely convinced that all this isn't you latest attempt
at a puerile joke.
It is a joke, joke on me, joke on the universe. The king who would be man.
-- Picard and Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1

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