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• You may be redneck... if you have velvet Elvis paintings...in plain view.
• You may be redneck... if you have velvet paintings above your mantle.
• Artery -- The study of fine paintings.
• I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc. 1...
• In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above.
  ..so I never have to go upstairs. -- Steven Wrigh...
• You see... There is two sides to every Schwart.
• Hear one side, and you will be in the dark; Hear both sides, and all will be in the clear.
  -- Haliburto...
• Before you have an argument with the boss, take a good look at both sides - the boss's side and the outside.
• You are in a small room that overlooks the Second Sacred Pool.
  A A piece of a small broken signs says: "Pleasure - this way"....