Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You have no right to erect your toll-gate upon the highways of thought.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll (1833-1899), _The Ghosts_ -- US lawyer, orator, statesma...
You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.
-- John Viscount Morley, "Rousseau", 1876...
You have nothing to fear but fear itself. ...oh, yeah, and that exam next week.
You have nothing with which to attack the dragon. It has injured you and and you cannot carry as much.
You have not made the best impression when the funeral director invites you to come to a wake, so that the feeling of grief may be augmented.
yOU HAve OfFIcialLY eNTereD tHe PRepoStERous ZonE.
You have only a very small head and must live within it.
You have passed the qualifications necessary to become an honorary member member of the elven community.
You are taken to the Elven King, who names names you an elf friend and informs you that your ad...
You have passed the test and can be considered as friendly if you dial a wrong number and manage to talk the the person who answers for fifteen minutes.
You have perhaps heard the story of the four students-- British, French, American, Canadian-- who were asked to write an essay on elephants.
The British student entitled his essay "Elephants and the...

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