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• You are in a wizard's chamber. The walls are covered with shelves with with containers of different substances.
  The wizard says that his staff staff will aid you in your adventures, but that mere mortals should be be very careful because sorcery is a dangerous thing....
• You have entered Lord Kazak's chamber. There room is quite large.
  Standing before you is a tall gromlet in an outrageous costume....
• Through tatter'd clothes small vices do appear; Robes and furr'd gowns hide all.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Lear -- Act iv, Sc. 6...
• The courtroom was pregnant (pun intended) with anxious silence as the judge solemnly considered his verdict in the paternity suit before him.
  Suddenly, he reached into the folds of his robes, drew out a cigar and cermoniously handed it to the defendant....
• Clothes for Germ Kings: Mike Robe
• Homer: I'm looking for something loose and billowy, something comfortable for my first day of work.
  Salesman: Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer, computer magazine columnist, something with computers?...
• Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
  All the king's horses, And all the king's men, Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again!...
• There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.
  The king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land....
• Before he went off to the wars, King Arthur locked his lovely wife, Guinevere, into her chastity belt.
  Then he summoned his loyal friend and subject Sir Lancelot....