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You have junk mail.
You have just as much chance for success on this day as on any other, so make it a good one.
You have just entered THE EMMITT ZONE!
You have just returned from a trip to Green Bay, Wisconsin in January and tell your boss that nobody but whores and football players live there.
He mentions that his wife is from Green Bay. You: (a...
You have just won the Davis Cup Playoff!!
You have large reserves of smug self-satisfaction and suppressed feelings of superiority.
Draw on these resources....
You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.
You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.
If you practice often enough you will be able to spell your name with no problem....
You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.
On second thought, in your case, the pains might be fatal....
You have mail.

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