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You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when Your pet rock snaps at you.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your wife says, "Good morning, Bill," and your name is George.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up and your braces have locked together.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up to discover your waterbed broke, then you remember that you don't have a waterbed.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up to the sound of DEA agents/FBI agents/Armenian Nationalists breaking down your door.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you walk to work, and find your dress is stuck in the back of your panty hose.
You can tell the difference between engineers, scientists, and managers in today's high tech companies by the questions they ask.
Engineering: "How will this work?" Science: "Why w...
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. -- Norman Douglas (1868-1952)
You can tell the men from the boys by the price of their toys.
You can tell the quality of humanity is going down, just look at everybody else.

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