Miscellaneous Collections

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You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Roge...
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist. -- Indira Gandhi
You can't shoot me ... I have a very low threshold of death.
My doctor does not permit bullets to enter my body at any time. -- Woody Allen, "Casino Royale...
You can't shoot rabbits from a motorboat in Kansas.
You can't sit on the lid of progress. If you do, you will be blown to pieces. -- Henry Kaise
You can't soar with Dragons if you work with gargoyles.
You can't spank the monkey if he's on your back.
You can't start worrying about what's going to happen.
You get spastic enough worrying about what's happening now. -- Lauren Bacall...
You can't stay away, you need me, I need you.
You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you.
You have to go to them sometimes. -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...

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