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• Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
• I was talking to a businessman, and I said, "Don't you think most men are little boys?
  And he said, "I'm no little boy! I make seventy-five thousand dollars a year....
• How can you tell the dance from the dancer?
• Can you say PAIN, boys & girls?
• So... so you think you can tell... heaven from hell...
• Boys will be boys, and so will you.
• You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.
• You can tell fantasy from reality -- if it sucks it's real!