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You can tell fantasy from reality -- if it sucks it's real!
You can tell how bad a musical is by how many times the chorus yells, "Hooray!" -- Crosby's Law
You can tell how far we have to go, when FORTRAN is the language of supercomputers.
-- Steven Feine...
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when the bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you call your answering service, and they tell you it's none of your business.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when You call your answering service and they've never heard of you.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you put both contact lenses in the same eye.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you put your bra on backwards, and it fits better.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when Your income tax refund cheque bounces.

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