You Can Tell It's Going To Be A Rotten Day When You Walk To Work, And Find Your Dress Is Stuck In The Back Of Your Panty Hose.

You Can Tell It's Going To Be A Rotten Day When You Walk To Work, And Find Your Dress Is Stuck In The Back Of Your Panty Hose.

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-- You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
you walk to work, and find your dress is stuck in the back of your panty hose.

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