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You can't pray a lie.
You can't push on a rope. -- Meadow's Maxim
You can't put a price on a miracle.
You can't put your VISA bill on your American Express card. -- P. J. O'Rourke
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
You can't run with the big dogs if you're peeing with the puppies.
You can trust your public utility about as far as you can hand roll a bulldozer. -- Edward Abbey
You can try to leave a message, but my spirit screens its call
You can't say "delinquency" on the streets of Marcus Hook, Pa.
You can't say MY mind's dirty: YOURS understood the joke!
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