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You can't fool me--there ain't no sanity clause.
You can't force anyone to love you or lend you money. -- Jewish Proverb
You can't get ahead while getting even. -- Dick Armey
You can't get anything without working for it. -- The First Law The most you can accomplish by working is to break even.
-- The Second Law You can only break even at absolute zero. -- The Third Law...
You can't get out more than you put in.
You can't get rid of a cursed plate mail with a can-opener.
You can't get snot off of a suede jacket. Lenny Bruce
You can't get there from here, you have to go somewhere else first.
You can't get to Heaven on roller skates.
You can't get to the other side of the crevasse.
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