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You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in. -- Arlo Guthrie
You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -- Steven Wrigh
You can't have money like that and not swell out.
You can't have too many buttons--only too little surface area.
You can't have your Kate, and Edith, too.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. -- George Bu
You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. -- Booker T. Washingto
You can't hurt me!! I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
You can't just walk into a store and buy a gun. There's all sorts of registration, there are all sorts of state laws.
-- Senator Dan Quayle after criticizing Michael Dukakis fo...
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