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You can't kill a Borg with a combadge!
You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly--only sooner than she thought you would.
You can't know too much, but you can say too much. -- Calvin Coolidge
You can't land an airplane on the ocean! $%#@&*NO CARRIER
You can't learn to become real. It's like learning to become a midget.
-- Woody Allen, "The Purple Rose of Cairo...
You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham...
You can't leave a shop through the back door: there ain't one!
You can't legislate morality. We tried to outlaw comsumption of alcoholic beverages.
We found that violation of the law led to bigger crimes and bred disrespect for the law....
You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
You can't live on amusement. It is the froth on water -- an inch deep and then the mud.
-- George Macdonald (1824-1905)...

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