You Can Tell It's Going To Be A Rotten Day When You Put Both Contact Lenses In The Same Eye.

You Can Tell It's Going To Be A Rotten Day When You Put Both Contact Lenses In The Same Eye.

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-- You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
you put both contact lenses in the same eye.

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