You Can Tell It's Going To Be A Rotten Day When The Bird Singing Outside Your Window Is A Buzzard.

You Can Tell It's Going To Be A Rotten Day When The Bird Singing Outside Your Window Is A Buzzard.

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-- You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
the bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.

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