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You can't do this to me! I'm rich! I'm important! I'm a republican!
You can't dream too much; you can't do enough to make your dreams come true.
You can't drink negative beer. Well, I guess you could throw up. -- Forbes Math Elective 102
You can't eat the orange and throw the peel away; a man is not a piece of fruit.
-- Arthur Miller, The Death Of A Salesma...
You can't eat your friends and have them too.
You can tell a doctor as far as you can see him, but you can't tell him much.
You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
-- Ronald Reagan (really...I'm not kidding)...
You Can Tell An Owner By Its Cat.
You Can Tell An Owner By Its Dog.
You can tell a real programmer by the keyboard dents in his forehead
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