You Can Tell How Bad A Musical Is By How Many Times The Chorus Yells, "Hooray!" -- Crosby's Law

You Can Tell How Bad A Musical Is By How Many Times The Chorus Yells, "Hooray!" -- Crosby's Law

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You can tell how bad a musical is by how many times the
chorus yells, "Hooray!"
-- Crosby's Law

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