Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You can send someone to college, but you can't make him think.
You can sentence her to watching old movies???
You can separate the wheat from the shaft.
You can share your beer with your friends. -- Women vs. Bee
You can share your Bicycle with your friends.
-- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a man number 5...
You can shoot a Beer.
You can shoot... the animals... in the forest... but you cannot.
.. shoot the *forest*. -- Nature and the Swamp Thing...
You can stand me up at the gates of Hell, but I won't back down.--T.Petty
You Can Still Bury Grandpa Out Back -- Headline
You can stop reading now.

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