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You can stop reading now, I've finished my message.
You can't act like a skunk without someone's getting wind of it. -- Lorene Workma
You can take all the impact that science considerations have on funding decisions at NASA, put them in the navel of a flea, and have room left over for a caraway seed and Tony Calio's heart.
-- F. Al...
You can take it or leave it if someone just clues you in as to what "it" is.
You can take your fusion reaction and go to helium for all I care.
You can't always get what you want.
You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you get what you need.
-- The Rolling Stone...
You can't antagonize and influence at the same time.
You can't argue with someone who *knows* you're wrong.
You can't argue with the vice president, can you?
-- William Figueroa, the 12-year-old told by Dan Quayle that potato is spelled 'potatoe'...
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