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You can't avoid a little ugliness...
You can't be a figment of my imagination--I'd have done a better job.
You can't be a legend in your parent's basement. -- Joe Walsh
You can't be a Real Country unless you have a beer and an airline-it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
-- Frank Zappa (19...
You can't be Batman to all the Robins of the world.
You can't be first, but you can be next.
You can't be happy if you do things different when you do them than when you discuss them.
You can't be happy with a woman who pronounces both d's in Wednesday. -- Peter De Vrie
You can't be late until you show up.
You can't belay a man who's falling in love. -- Edward Abbey
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