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• If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it. -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a man number 12
• If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a man number 26...
• You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 2...
• If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 13...
• You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
  You will. -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 18...
• You don't have to be jealous of the girl who works on your Bicycle.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a man number 16...
• You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 25...
• The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 28...
• When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 29...