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You can relax now. He's not coming.
You can rent this profound space for only $5 a week.
You can resole your boot, but you can't reboot your soul. -- anonymou
You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
-- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 2...
You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
You will. -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 18...
You can say what you please in America, but nobody listens.
You can say you're (excrement) out of luck!
You can see farther into a millstone than he.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iii, Chap xxviii...

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