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• Circumcisions Cut Back -- Headline
• Chorus: Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
  You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!...
• Hello, Mrs. Premise!" "Oh, hello, Mrs. Conclusion!
  Busy day?" "Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat....
• When you dig another out of trouble, you've got a place to bury your own.
• Prostitution is the only business where you can go into the hole and still come out ahead.
• Four hours to bury the cat? Yeah, it won't stay still...