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• You can shoot... the animals... in the forest... but you cannot.
  .. shoot the *forest*. -- Nature and the Swamp Thing...
• You can have a beer in public. -- Men vs. Bee
• You can have a beer in public. -- Women vs. Bee
• You can have a beer the whole month. -- Women vs. Bee
• You can share your beer with your friends. -- Women vs. Bee
• You can enjoy a beer any time of the month.
• If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• If you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
• When you got to a bar, you can pick up a beer. -- Women vs. Bee