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Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!
and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it....
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
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