Yo Momma So Ugly She Made An Onion Cry!
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away....
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.
Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left.