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You all are probably wondering what all this stuff is good for.
You all know that Patrick Henry said, "Give me liberty or give me death.
But you've never been told his complete statement....
You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are, happy campers you have been, and, as far as I am concerned, happy campers you will always be.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, to the Americ...
You also have Freudian panties to go with that slip?
You always drink alone. It wouldn't hurt you to seek out a little.
.. companionship. "I would require a Klingon woman for....
You always find something in the last place you look. -- Boob's Law
You always find something in the last place you look, unless it's not there.
You always find the information you need on the page of the manual you look at last.
You always find things in the first place you look, but not the first time you look there.
You always introduce the younger person to the older person, using the wording
Miss Brown, I'd like to introduce you to an older person (unless her name is not Miss Brown)....

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