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Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?
he marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too....
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.
K....
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so tall she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
Yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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