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You are aging when all your black book names end in M.D.
You are almost as ugly as a U.P.S. truck, but it has a nice bumper.
You are almost there.
You are always busy.
You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
You are always welcome in my territory at your own risk.
You are an excellent tactician, Captain. You let your second in command attack while you sit and watch for weakness.
-- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9...
You are an individual interested in forward thrust and the future.
You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately.
You are a person of firm, yet honest intentions.
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