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Miscellaneous Collections

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You are a total loser if you get your junk mail with postage due!
You are a tower of strength in the office, but only so-so in bed.
You are at the bottom of the pit with a broken neck.
You are at the edge of a deep crack going down into the center of the earth.
earth. A very old, and little used path descends into the crack....
You are at your very best when things are at their worst.
You are a very redundant person; that's what kind of person you are, redundant.
You are aware that merit is not always rewarded.
You are a wise man my friend. Not yet sir. But with your help, I am learning.
-- Riker and Data, "The Measure of a Man", stardate 42523.7...
You are a wish to be here wishing yourself. -- Philip Whale
You are beautiful and angular, and if you were a gas you would be inert.
-- Dieter, from _Sprockets_...

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