Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You are a poor girl, and if you don't like to think about it, just ask me.
You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
You are a singer who has to take any note above A with your eyebrows.
You are a sociable, outgoing person with an honest face who applies your talents creatively to academic and business pursuits.
Your calculus grades may be misleading, but skill at lying, deception, a...
You are a stupid, square-headed, bald git, aren't you, eh?
[there is a cut here] I'm pointing at you, yes, I'm pointing at you, but I'm not actually addressing you...
You are at a business lunch when you are suddenly overcome with an uncontrollable desire to pick your nose.
Since this is definitely a no-no, you: (a) Pretend to wave to someone across the room and...
You are at a crossover of a high N/S passage and a low E/W one.
You are at a wide place in a very tight N/S canyon.
You are at home when you can scratch were it actually itches and not be anxious that someone will see what you are doing.
You are a Time Lord, a Lord of Time. Are there Lords in such a small domain?
-- Captain Striker, Enlightenme...

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