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Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
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