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Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away....
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life.
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
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