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You and *WHAT* army?!? -- Famous Last Word
You apparently are not interested in serious exploration.
You appeal to a small, select group of confused people.
You are about to make a most valuable discovery.
You are a bundle of energy always on the go.
You are a devil at everything, and there is no kind of thing in the 'versal world but what you can turn your hand to.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. xi...
You are a fluke of the universe... You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back....
...You are a fornicating baboon. ...Que? -- Edmund and Spaniard : Chai
You are a foul ball in the line drive of life. -- Charles Schulz ("Peanuts")
You are a general favorite among your many friends.
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