Yo Momma So Poor She Drives A Peanut.
Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco!