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Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
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