Yo Momma So Old She's In Jesus's Yearbook!
Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo momma so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so tall she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.