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Yo Momma So Old She Has Jesus' Beeper Number!
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Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
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Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo momma so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
