Yo Momma So Old She Has A Picture Of Moses In Her Yearbook.
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo momma so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial.
Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.