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Yo Momma So Old And Stupid She Knew The Virgin Mary When She Was 10 And Said, "Li'l Mary Will Never Amount To Anything".
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Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10
and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
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