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Yo Momma So Nasty She Brings Crabs To The Beach.
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Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
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Yo momma so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
Yo momma so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away....
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
