Yo Momma So Fat When She Sits Around The House, She SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo Momma So Fat When She Sits Around The House, She SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

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Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

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Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.
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Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away....
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.
Yo momma house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!